Sucky house with an amazing view

This house is old but has an amazing view. It is NOT big enough for 6 adults and 2 children. The owner has EVERY closet locked so good luck storing any of your stuff. You are “issued” 1 towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 wash cloth per person, yet there are 16 coffee cups and 16 bowls. There is NO rhyme to the reasons. The internet does not work. I reported it because I needed to work. I was told the owner never has a problem. They did send a technician who made a repair but we spent the rest of the week with intermittent service so we used our hotspot. We found dirty linen, empty bottles, and a bag of shredded cheese under the bed. Master bed broke the first day … only the bottom sockets work in all the outlets … I could go on. We love the beach but this rental leaves me feeling more than salty.